Rush and Barack together at last


Columbia, MO – It must be true. How else can you explain what is going on in our 50th state? The conspiracy must be real, mainstream media has given us all of the clues. we just have to put it together.

President Barack Obama is in Hawaii for vacation. Yes, he is dealing with terrorist threats, two wars and the economy as well as health care legislation, but the man deserves a break.

Commentator and neo-conservative Rush Limbaugh is also in Hawaii for vacation. He is not broadcasting on the radio and has found himself a place on the Big Island.

On December 30, Rush was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. He is now in seclusion, not heard from for at least 24-hours. We have heard from his spokesmen but not Rush.

Since his press conference on December 30, we have not heard from the President. He has also found a time for seclusion, away from the maddening crowds.

Let’s put two and two together. Rush is in Hawaii and has not been heard from for 24 hours. The President is in Hawaii and has not been heard from for 24-hours. This can mean only one thing:

Rush has either become a liberal or Barack is the newest member of the Tea Party. Either way…

Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama are having secret meetings, conspiring to take over the world as co-rulers in 2012!

Happy New Year.

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4 Responses to Rush and Barack together at last

  1. rather not say says:

    This is bull, the President would not lower himself to be sucked into this type of controversy. He is spending his precious time with his family Get a life and stop assuming and spreading lies.

  2. Dan Banici says:

    I think they are chiseling our a new religion, where Obama is bringing content more in line with the modern realities that people can believe in, and Rush will serve as the High Priest, bringing the tablets down the mountain (or across the ocean in this case). Of course Rush will die before he reaches the shore, because only by NOT reaching the promised land you make it into legends and story books. Then Obama will humbly fill the position of Hawaiian High Priest also. The new religion may be called “The Obama Rush”, “Obi One”, “Rashama”, or possibly “Lindack-erism”. We also have to start counting years properly (two mistakes in a row is enough). So we will humbly start with Year of our Bang, 13.7 billion. Or year of our planet, 4 billion. Or to better manage the zeros, Year of our Chicxulub Dawn, 65 million.

  3. Dan Banici says:

    Dear Mr. (or Missus) R. N. Say,

    My comment was intended to be subtly funny. In order for a person to savor subtle humor, at least twenty IQ points on the positive side of the scale (120) would be required. So I can only say I am sorry you butted in, since your level of comprehension is not my fault. You should have seen what I had to say about the past idiot we had in the White House, and that time I really meant it.

    The Office of the President is subject to being commented on, my dear friend, and does not need your protection from my comments. Public people are fair game. It’s called free speech, and I would give my life to make sure I still live in a country where I can speak my mind if I had to. Sadly, it would probably be someone clueless like yourself taking it.

    Oh, I see you know his schedule. Tell him we have dinner in Boston next week, he better not be late.

  4. Denise R. says:

    Mr. Banici, I found your comments quite entertaining. Isn’t this a wonderful country, where we can say what we want and not pay a price? Life is too short to not laugh once in a while. As a matter of fact, laughter is great medicine for maintaining good mental health. I’m sure the Prez and Rush would both find your response, to this article, amusing!

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